HILARIOUS!

[Anriasia]

Ways to...

Annoy People In a Movie Theatre...
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "IT'S SNOWING!"

During the credits, point to the screen and yell that you know that person.

Point at one of the characters in the movie and announce loudly to everyone, "I WAS UP FOR THAT PART!"

Laugh louder and longer than anyone else. Extra points for snorting.

Get a group of friends together and cough REALLY loudly during a part where something is said quietly. Extra points if the character said the name of the murderer or something like that.

Talk to the person next to you about what you think is going to happen next.

Come to the movie a 2nd time and yell out what happens next. Extra points if you use a strong accent of your choice

Run in front of the screen with a friend and start doing the hokie pokie. Encourage others to join. Extra points if you fall. Extra extra points if you fall dramatically.

When something dramatic happens, gasp loudly, jump out of your seat, and yell, "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED!"

When a character in the movie does a difficult stunt or something like that, announce to the entire theater, "Oh come on, I could do that soooooooooo much better!"

When a song comes on, shoot up from your seat and thrust your arms in the air and scream, "OH IT'S MY JAM! I LOVE THIS SONG!" and do the worm in the aisle. Extra points if your feet hit someone during your wormy fun.

During the most interesting parts of the movie, inform the people in the theater the excrutiating detail of when you were giving birth. if you're a dude, give the details of what it was like WATCHING the birth.

Say you have to go to the bathroom. Then spill water in your lap while no one notices and inform everyone you have are fine now.

Act like you need to stretch and punch the people next to you in the process.

Everytime someone approaches a closet during the movie keep shouting, "don't go in there, don't go in there, DON'T GO IN THERE!" when the enter the closet say, "GREAT! YOU WENT IN THERE! NOW YOU ARE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD BITTEN OFF! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME!"

Zip and unzip your jacket to the beat of "La Cucaracha"

Bring in a portable TV, and watch a soap opera. At important parts of the movie, scream things like,"Derek, NO!" or "Jake, she still loves you! Don't give up on her!" Then pretend to cry. Loudly. Extra points if you make foghorn noises with a tissue.

Sit in the back row, and scream to any random person in the front row, "HEY! HEY YOU! YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU! YOU'RE A JERK!" then sit down and hug your blanky.

When someone next to you accidently brushes their hand against your soda or something, scream at them about it until they leave the theater. Then say to the snacks,"Don't worry babies, you are safe now."

Every minute or so, throw HUGE fistfuls of popcorn in the air and yell KABOOM! Extra points if you add hard candy that hurts when it lands on your head

Get Kicked out of the Mall
Go into an electronics section of the mall and sit in the free sample massage chair all day. Even when they yell at you, "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PARENTS?"

Go into a really crowded store and yell out "FIRE! IN THE BATHROOM!"

Go into the food court and squirt ketchup into the air and say "It's raining"

Play paintball in the perfume store.

Pull down your pants and run around the mall screaming "MY LITTLE BROTHER ATE THE LAST DOUGHNUT!"

Annoy the Pizza Guy
Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred.

If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words.

Phone call
Call up random people and have huge conversations with them. Dont let them get a word in edgewise, but when they do, start explaining to them in detail who you thought you were calling and what about.

When asked a favor
If someone asks you for something, ask them if they want it "Biggie size"

At the bank
When you get money out of an ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

At the zoo
When leaving a zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"


In class
When it is really quiet in class, start laughing hysterically and fall out of your chair.

Santa claus
If someone says santa claus is fake, clap your hands over your ears and start singing in a high obnoxious voice, "I'M NOT LISTENING! I'M NOT LISTENING!"

Questions
For a whole day, answer only yes or no to a question, even if its not a yes or no question.

Random love
Go up to random people and say "I love you" then run away.

Britney spears
Go into an elevator and wait until there are at least three or five other people their. Then start singing a Britney spears remix in an extremely obnoxious voice. If some asks you to stop, start crying and yelling, "why don't you like me?!"

At the bookstore
Go to a big bookstore and sit in one of those chairs with a book. Hold the book upside down and pretend to read it. if someone looks at you funny, look up slowly and grin at them like an evil maniac and twitch a few times.

Saying no to an invite
if someone asks you out, or invites you somewhere, tell them your sorry, but you never go out on days that end in Y.

Shopping
Ask salesperson to help you get something off a high shelf. then, lead them back to the shelf. Every few seconds, glance behind you at them and quicken your pace. Finally, run out of the store and tell the first person you see that they wont stop following you.

[Psychoness]

HA! HA! I am SO gonna try some of these! xD

[Anriasia]

^^

[Anriasia]

WORLD'S MOST UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

-What's the difference between a novel and a book?
-How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
-If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
-If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
-If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
-If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
-Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-Do penguins have knees?
-Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
-How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
-Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
-In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
-Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
-Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
-If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
-If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
-If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
-If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
-Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
-Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
-Can you cry underwater?
-You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
-If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
-Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
-If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
-Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
-Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
-If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
-If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
-Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
-Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
-How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
-If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
-When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
-Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
-How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
-Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
-Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
-If the serving size on a normal can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the normal cans be 2 cans?
-If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
-Why are red buttons always the most important?
-How is chess considered a sport?
-Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
-If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
-If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
-If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
-Would you die if you didn't pee?
-Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
-How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
-If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
-If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
-Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
-Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
-If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
-Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
-Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
-What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
-Why is it that when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
-Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
-How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
-Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
-Can you slam a revolving door?
-What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
-Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
-If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
-Can you read a picture book?
-Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
-Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
-If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
-If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
-What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
-What shape is the sky?
-If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
-Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
-If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
-If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
-What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
-Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

[rage]

Oh my gosh! That IS hilarious!

[Psychoness]

Where are you getting this stuff?

[Anriasia]

Quizilla ^^